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#james mcaboy #good bye sir 
shakespearee:

I look at the Christian Bale movies, the ‘Batman’ films, and that shows you that superhero movies don’t just have to be about men in tights.

shakespearee:

I look at the Christian Bale movies, the ‘Batman’ films, and that shows you that superhero movies don’t just have to be about men in tights.

(Source: theloveliestladies)

mygeek-blog:

Wanda and Lorna

House of M

mygeek-blog:

Wanda and Lorna

House of M

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#thank you 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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#oh no it's cute 

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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#perfect 

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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#fuckin humans 

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

limitlessxxpotential sent: //hi, I saw you tagging things with the term "genderqueer". I was wondering if you could tell me what that means? I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to identifiers.

dxngermagnet:

OoC:

Hello friend~~

I’m more than willing to give a little lesson.

'Genderqueer' falls under the 'non-binary gender' umbrella, which depending on who you talk to and what your view on gender theory is can also fall under the transgender umbrella.

Genderqueer has a fluctuating definition, as is sort of clear in the term itself. An individual who is genderqueer is neither exclusively male, nor exclusively female, but often flows around somewhere in the middle. Some days they’ll be more feminine, others more masculine, and some they’ll go for an entirely androgynous look. 

         In my personal case, I tend to switch between masculine and androgynous, with occasional feminine days.

Some genderqueer individuals use their birth sex pronouns, others(such as myself) prefer the use of the singular ‘they/them’ pronouns, and others still use different pronouns, most commonly ze/zem, or xir/xis pronouns. If you’re not sure what pronoun a genderqueer individual uses, ask~. They’ll be more than happy to tell you rather than be misgendered~

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#what the heck 

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books